Sadly I have nothing to give away in this blog post. Except my gift of words.
Wait, is anyone still here? I promise, it’ll get better-ish!
So! Here we are in June! And it’s already scorching hot in Portland. Like, you step outside to water the plants and you come back in with full-fledged swack and swoobs type of hot. (Which is code for sweaty back and sweaty boobs, for the record.) I took Crosby and the pups for a walk to the park yesterday and we all came back feeling a little bit like steamed broccoli. In the best possible, start of the summer way. Steamed broccoli in early June is waaaay better than steamed broccoli in August, if you know what I mean. And anyways, you know how when you wear shorts and there’s a breeze and you can instantly feel the spots on your legs that you missed shaving? No? Just me?
Still wondering where this blog post is headed, aren’t you? Yah, me too.
So here’s something exciting! This is the first week of Casey’s 8 week summer vacation. Well, technically it’s not summer vacation, it’s his “bonding leave”. Here’s what: when Crosby was born, Casey’s work didn’t offer paid leave for new parents (Can you believe?! Come on already, America!) so he had to use his vacation time to hang out with his brandnewborn. Ridiculous. Anyways, a few months ago he found out that his company changed their policy (hoorah!) and now give both new mothers and fathers 8 weeks of paid bonding leave when they have a baby. Luckily for us, the new policy is retroactive through last June so Casey still gets the opportunity to take those 8 weeks, as long as it’s before Crosby’s first birthday. So he scheduled it at this time in order to get most of the summer off. And since I don’t go to a 9-5 job (I do some freelance writing work from home) this basically means we’ve got an old school summer vacation on our hands!
I totally understand if you want to hate me for a little bit.
But get over it already! Please?
So anyways. We’re pumped. It definitely would have been nice to have this policy in place when Crosby was born so that Casey could have been around more. But I gotta say that this timing is kind of amazing too. Because now Casey gets to be home when Crosby is happy and interactive and less like a screaming Gumby. And we’re less stressed than we were as new parents.
Not to mention it’s given me the time to lose all my baby weight!
First order of business on our summer bucket list is fixing our backyard. We’re doing some pretty big renovations ourselves, which basically means we have our own parking space at Home Depot. Side story: I overheard two guys talking there the other day and one of them pronounced it “dee-pott”. Basically like it’s spelled. I fairly intensely stared at him in an attempt to find out if he was joking or not. My theory is: he was not.
We’ve been working on the yard for a few weeks now and we’re making decent progress, but we’re really trying to get the bulk of it completed before the weekend because on Sunday we leave for a road trip! Yes! We’re taking a family road trip to MN! It’s supposed to take 24 hours to get there! Did I mention we have a 9-month old? He’s coming too! And the dogs! Yes, dogs! Plural! There are two of them! They’re also coming on the road trip! Also! What were we thinking!
Ok, ok. I really am excited about the road trip but also a little nervous because that’s a lot of time in the car for
me Crosby. Our plan is to haul ass on the way there, then we’ll spend about a week and a half with the fam and catching up with pals, and then we’ll take our time on the way back to Portland. Maybe. Who knows. Did I mention it’s a 24 hour drive? Feel free to send us your thoughts and prayers. And corn nuts.
Does anyone have any tips or tricks for taking a long drive with two beagles?
Welp. That’s all I’ve got. Thanks for hanging out.
Happy Tuesday, ya goofs!